Tasty virtual flies from the Web

Would you sell a minute of your life for £1? I totally would. And if that means an hour of my life is worth £60, you can have one of those too. No? Oh, go on.

This is a skull chair that is not in the least goth. I didn’t know you could do that. My view of life has now been blown hopelessly adrift.

Seriously, John Cusack has never been nominated for an Oscar? Not just never won one, never been nominated? Jim Carrey? Steve Buscemi? Mia Farrow? Gary Oldman? This is frankly bizarre. I vote we start our own Oscars, because the official lot are clearly getting it wrong.

A new dating site will find you a partner who looks like you. I would mock, but I’m married to someone who has the same eye colour, hair colour and general shape and height as me, so I, er, probably shouldn’t.

It’s fairly clear that Charlie Sheen is having a nervous breakdown of some kind and therefore possibly shouldn’t be mocked quite as much as he has been. My only excuse for this link, therefore, is that it features the cutest baby sloths you will ever see. (The site also has ‘things Charlie Sheen has said presented by bunnies’ and ‘things Mel Gibson has said presented by kittens’ but the latter is genuinely horrible, though the kittens are gorgeous. But you can find gorgeous kittens on roughly half of all webpages, so don’t feel obliged to suffer.)

Wordsearch wrapping paper that can be “solved” to be suitable for any occasion. One of those ideas you want to kick your brain for not having come up with first. Why, brain? Why? I COULD HAVE BEEN FAMOUS.

If you want a bookshelf that makes your head hurt – and why wouldn’t you? – this is probably the object for you.

12 Pieces of Geek Jewellery. You would not believe how many people I know who would walk over diamond-encrusted coals for that necklace with the digits of pi on it. Also, I would just like to say that the word ‘nerdalicious’ is adorable.

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