Comments on: I Am Sad Because I’m Not Beautiful Like Samantha Brick http://loveandzombies.co.uk/2012/04/i-am-sad-because-im-not-beautiful-like-samantha-brick/ Kate Harrad: selling her soul to go to the ball. Tue, 12 Jun 2012 08:59:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Greg Stolze http://loveandzombies.co.uk/2012/04/i-am-sad-because-im-not-beautiful-like-samantha-brick/#comment-13873 Greg Stolze Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:25:29 +0000 http://loveandzombies.co.uk/?p=1000#comment-13873 How horrible life must be for the attractive. As the years go by with inevitable sagging, wrinkling and greying, what will she have? A world turned inexplicably cruel, where the men who once blushed and stammeringly turned aside on the street now callously shoulder past with a brusque "Watch it!" Every day, every step closer to the grave, every minute and individually imperceptible erosion of her loveliness takes her farther and farther from an apex that she probably never even noticed when she was occupying it. She faces a lifetime of increasingly desperate plastic surgery trying to reconnect to a self that was never really HER, just the simulacrum her accidents of birth projected upon viewers. Plus, in that picture her calves looked a little porky. -G. How horrible life must be for the attractive. As the years go by with inevitable sagging, wrinkling and greying, what will she have? A world turned inexplicably cruel, where the men who once blushed and stammeringly turned aside on the street now callously shoulder past with a brusque “Watch it!” Every day, every step closer to the grave, every minute and individually imperceptible erosion of her loveliness takes her farther and farther from an apex that she probably never even noticed when she was occupying it. She faces a lifetime of increasingly desperate plastic surgery trying to reconnect to a self that was never really HER, just the simulacrum her accidents of birth projected upon viewers.

Plus, in that picture her calves looked a little porky.

-G.

]]>